Diem emailed me this I wasn't sure where to put it, so I put it here. Also, you may want to watch this before it'll make sense; http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/445123


Rebel Leader: Hey, guys! Check out this place we just broke into!
Other Rebels: What is it??
Rebel Leader: It's called the Citadel! It's supposed to be totally hard to get into!
Other Rebels: SWEET!
*Overwatch Supreme comes in lightning fast and beats up the rebel leader*
Rebel Leader: Oh my god... nnn..AAAARGGH!
Overwatch Supreme: Oh, you think that's hard? I'M JUST THE TUTORIAL LEVEL! That's the next level over there!
*Points to Mechanicus Supreme standing in the middle of 10 striders and 5 gunships*
Rebel Leader: Oh, God help me!
Overwatch Supreme: GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW!
*Overwatch Supreme starts throwing combine consoles and firing combine orbs around the place*
Overwach Supreme: Hey. There's a Rebel with huge boobs over there...
Female Rebel: Hi!
Rebel Leader: Uh.. Cool?
Overwatch Supreme: IT WOULD BE IF YOU WEREN'T GETTING YOU *** KICKED SO HARD!
*Overwatch Supreme throws a combine console at the Rebels*
Gordon Freeman: Hey you, *****! I'm the protagonist, and you can't mess with me!
Rebel Leader: Thank god you're here!
Gordon Freeman: Don't worry, man I'll -
*Mechanicus Supreme impales rebel leader on end of servo arm*
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Rebel Leader: Oh God....

x3 You want Combine Awesome? Watch THIS:

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/user ... t=featured

Two things: 1) Egoraptor Wins.
Animial fat is my personal fave.

2)SERVO ARM?! SERIOUSLY?!? How'd he get one of tho-Oh, yeah. The whole..

[Twirls fingers]

Interdemention travle bit...

Egoraptor does win ^_^